HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTIE KIM

I know you're out there on the high seas,
wishing for land against the cool breeze.
Longing for a birthday cozy at home,
imagining a celebration not spent all alone.
I've got just the thing to lift your spirits.
Put on some headphones so Master Chief won't hear it.
It's a birthday song with a little French flair.
Be careful at work cause the subject's an ass.
But it's right up your alley cause it's rude and quite crass!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTIE KIM!!