March 24, 2007

I DID IT


After months of threatening to get back on stage and do stand-up, I finally came through. My debut was back in September 2006. I did it as more of a dare and was genuinely surprised by my initial positive response. Of course one successful set does not a genuine comedienne make. Fear has been my constant bedfellow since. However 1000 excuses later I did finally find my way back to the Tokyo Comedy Store on a fool's errand to do it all over again. I was NOT an instant hit. I did NOT knock 'em dead BUT I didn't totally suck, according to my friend and fellow comic Dillon, his genuine yet caustic attempt at encouragement. Thanks buddy.
I have performed in numerous plays and been in various stages of undress in front of hundreds of people but stand-up comedy is easily the most terrifying thing I've ever done. I'm not experienced enough to say that the whole process is even remotely exhilarating but I imagine this experience is not unlike learning to smoke. Sure you choke and gag the first few times but eventually you become hooked until it eventually kills you like John Belushi or John Candy.
Or perhaps they were just unlucky bastards named John.
In any event I'll be doing it all over again at The Maple Leaf tomorrow night because nothing makes you feel more alive than genuine terror and good sex. I'm hoping the former will somehow influence the latter.

March 18, 2007

Understanding Self

I broke down. I hopped the bandwagon. I searched my soul and this is what I found.

You Are Cookie Monster

Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.

You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.

You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking

How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"


Suddenly my life holds new purpose and with it new responsibility. From this day forth I shall endeavor to consume all manner of pastry that should cross my path. For it is my destiny to feed.

March 11, 2007

Bourjois Gargoyle


Sawa Vaughters is at it again! Join me as I check out Tokyo's top Milliner unveil her Autumn and Winter Collection in Nogizaka this Wednesday-Friday 3/14-3/16. Her HATastic designs are sure to funktify your threads. You dig?

March 8, 2007

I'M IN LOVE TOKYO

...with Ken Hirai!!! We met in a Karaoke booth a couple of months ago. At first I thought he was ultra cheesy and not at all my type but then once I really got to know him I realized HE was the one for me! I know what you all must be thinking. That I'm jumping into this way too quickly, but you don't know him like I do. I must admit I had my doubts when I saw him at the Ring party a few weeks ago surrounded by scantily clad slippery go-go boys running their curious fingers along his...
...well anyway the point is I quickly reconciled myself to the fact that he has quite a large fan base who are just as curious about him as I once was and rightfully so. To love him is to share him, glorious specimen of manwich that he is.
Enjoy!

March 4, 2007

Isn't She Lovely


For those who know me, I'm sure you would all agree that I'm a bit of a "jack of all trades..." and most recently I had the opportunity to play photographer's assistant on a photoshoot with Laurent Ziegler. His subject this time around was a gorgeous model and dear friend Akiko Otao, Tokyo's premiere Actress/Opera Singer. No fat ladies needed, this woman's pipes can really bring down the house! Catch her next vocal sonic seduction, this spring in TIP's Pirates of Pinzance.